irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

#yup

"One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most beautiful pair of socks and I thought, “I just have to buy this”. So when I did, and I was at the counter, the cashier told me, “You can get another pair of socks for a half off since we’re having a special sale.” So I did, I went and got another pair of socks and then they told me, this time, that if I buy another pair of socks, I’ll get another pair of socks for free…And so I bought another socks to get another pair of socks for free and they told me again that if I buy another pair of socks, this time, they’ll let me have two pairs of socks for free. And I did. So by the end of the day, I had bought about 7 pairs of socks and no new suits or shirts. And I thought to myself, “This is my life now. Spending money on socks."

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

#hp


#hp

emilianadarling:

I’ve been waiting years for this gifset to come into my life.



pastelletta: No face is kind of cute when he’s not being terrifying and eating people.

pastelletta:

No face is kind of cute when he’s not being terrifying and eating people.



skipthestigma:

ktbakerstreet:

#the fuck u say about my box

I LOVE HER SHE IS SO UNIMPRESSED BY THE DOCTOR AND HE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND HOW


nightbecomesme:

YES! So glad this was gif’d…I snorted when he said that. Such sass!


nighthooker:

how the fuck do i become friends with some of you you guys are cool as fuck



lumos5000:

at this point if you already hadn’t dissolved into tears, you started now